#7 Eight year olds, dude, eight year olds
Ok friends its another installment of me vs mainstream society. I know, thats soooooo punk rock of me, but its an honest observation, that “normal” people are fucking crazy and are nothing like me, and hopefully not like you.
First of all I want to say I gave up fighting over cupcakes apon completion of Kindergarten, I’m pretty sure it was a graduation requirement. Yesterday, at my stupid cubical wasteland of a job a very nice lady brought homemade bannana bread cupcakes. I had one, some people had 8, 5, 2 etc etc and some had none. They were good. Fast forward to today, same lady brings in some cupcakes for the 2 women who were not quick enough to get to the cupcakes yesterday (because ”normal” people are greedy, selfserving, glutonous and inconsiderate.) So a lady who had 2 cupcakes yesterday starts a fight about wanting more cupcakes and its not fair that the lady brought them in for just.two people. So to shut her up (after 10 minutes of shit talking) they give her a cupcake… Now the rest of the office, myself not included, scrambled for cupcakes and ate the rest not telling the others of the cupcakes exhistance.
These people suck, and they are breeding, they have kids, who have grandkids, who are reproducing this ignorant me first gimme gimme mentality, and this shit goes on to the world resources and american policy.
How can I be the youngest person in the office, and be more mature than 75% of these people. Maybe its not maturity but the fact that I’m a decent humanbeing and these people, dispite going to church every sunday, seem to forget everything they hear there and are jerks monday-saturday.
I have no gods, no higher power, no heaven to go to at the end of this race. I don’t believe in karma or that good deeds happen back to you if you do somthing good, the only thing I know is that being a decent human to eachother is necessary for success. It is about empathy, compassion, and a sense of justice. Whereas these folks only care about themselves, and 2ndly their family, and don’t give a shit about anything else.
So which one are you, are you the outsider watching this parade of fools with me, or are you one of those self absorbed “normal” people fighting over cupcakes?
