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#1 The new face of creationism “intelligent design”

Posted in Religion by themachetti on the August 24th, 2005

So the Christian think tanks got together and started a new campaign to put a face on creationism, because even their own followers know its bullshit and the idea that world was created in 7 days is supersticious tribal nonesense from prehistoric times. Back when they didn’t have science….. so realizing this the christians are budging a little, but still wanna sneak in their crazy bullshit… just this time with a neeewwww face… Intelligent design. Intelligent design rules out natural selection, suggests everything that is alive or dead is for a great purpose, and that everything like DNA had to be created by somthing intelligent IE goD. They are giving up the idea that the world is 3000 years old…. and they always have some nutty right wing Doctor sellings this this “doctor” has a Doctorate in Theology and is a reverend… but never mind all that….. they want this taught in the schools. The often bring up flaws in darwins theories (because the more they talk about those one day everyone will think its wrong, but there are many more truths to the theory than problems with it) but just like every right wing campaign, they will lie and lie and lie and lie until you believe it.. IE (weapons of mass distruction, sadam was envolved in 9/11 etc…)

We rarely attack the flaws in their ideas though. We respect their right to a religion and we just want to be left alone ourselves. Well I am done respecting because this shit is poison. Lets look at the holiest of holy miracles. The birth of jesus…. Jesus is the son of god and good aparently sooo does this mean god cloned himself and planted the egg made with cloned embreo…. He had to get that thing in there somehow, turkey baister? Maybe he used a straw… something she would notice though as she was sleeping… needle? must have been a needle, god had needles? god got metal… the whole miracle is getting that seamon filled egg past the hymen without fall out in do it all 2000 years ago… Also interesting is the same word used for Virgin in Greek also ment young girl… so in the translation from greek to English they may have chosen to focus on the virgin park and not the possibility she was simply young and a whore and got knock up by her boyfriend before they were married (the same kinda people christians love to hate today and blame for all the problems today) so jesus is born and growns up he asks his dad about sex, his dad tells him don’t do it until you are married, he says but I was born before you and mom were married… Joseph stammers and trys to come up with an idea ahhhh you were a miracle … yeah thats a right a miracle of from god… yer not my son, my son ain’t no bastard you are gods son…. so you have an impressionable kid told one lie and then travels the middleeast the rest of his life with his magic show spreading this lie…. Now think doesn’t my explaination makes sense, or is just as possible as theres. And we both have things in common I JUST MADE THAT UP and THEY MADE UP THEIR SHIT YEARS AGO……

I don’t want my children taught a fairy tale in high school, fairy tales are for kindergarten…. I don’t want a teacher that thinks that the world was created in 7 days by a mystical father figure that hangs out is the clouds above us known as heaven (even though we havn’t found it yet or know where it is, but its just up thats all…. and when the sun blows up in a million years will heaven blow up? do they get overcrouded? can you fuck in heaven?) anywho I want my kids to be inspired to discover and be creative in finding out more about our past, and not fed lies.

 

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